The sperm whale is named for the valuable spermaceti oil in its head. That's why in olden days whalers happily reported to their their wives that they'd gotten head.

When I get the bastard that ate my wife, kid and arm, I've been dreaming of one of two things: 1. Drain the head, sell the sperm, use the money to buy an airplane hangar, convert it into a house and mount the whale's head on the wall like a trophy 2. Not do the first thing and instead get some new clothes and a regular house.

*More education for Janet to share with her kids:
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