You folks are way too damn good at this! Shipmates, wait a few minutes next time so I can feel a tiny bit smart, okay? Labsnabys, I think you got the right answer before I finished typing up the question (Flarq will scimshaw you when he gets back from his fraternity pledge road trip).
Damn it, I'm going to ask another one. I don't think anyone will be putting Flarq to work this time:
What one unusual thing is it that Ricardo Verman and Cassius have in common?
Here's two clues:
Clue #1
Clue #2