Flarq the harpooner went to D.C. and had a crappy time cause he didn't accomplish his goal of easing restrictions on harpooning (he did, interestingly, find a lot of enthusiasm for a bill to legalize harpooning folks who aren't Christian and/or heterosexuals). The good news: He came up with a U-Win-A-Scrimshaw question: What resident of the place he scrimshawed above busted old-school pirates (or at least had Congress have other folks do it for him) and how?

Way more on pirates.