Gus Openshaw's MindSay Blog

See Anything Paranormal On Halloween, Win $1 Million

gusopenshaw — 2009-10-29T07:10:28-05:00

Link to today's Huffington Post story by the stooge about…

Tweeting Stooge

gusopenshaw — 2009-10-10T01:10:19-05:00

The stooge is being sent to Nevada to check out military bases/new weaponry and other national-security-related gizmos, and, if permitted to use electronic communication devices (not a given), plans to file report-lets...

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Beta Test: New Web Site

gusopenshaw — 2009-09-29T08:09:27-05:00

For a new novel by the stooge being published in March by Doubleday. Comments appreciated, shipmates. Send ’em to the email listed on the Contacts page (this will test that, too).

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Anybody out there still?

gusopenshaw — 2009-06-15T09:06:04-05:00

Ahoy, shipmates and/or the googlerobot! Good news (especially for my creditors): I am still among the living. If you are, I hope that you are well; please post your status. Even if you're behind bars, that's cool.

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Puzzle (or something like that)

gusopenshaw — 2009-02-08T10:02:34-05:00

What do these people reportedly have in common, other than that they are people and well-known?

Jennifer Aniston

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The Chances You will be Killed by an Asteroid in 2009

gusopenshaw — 2008-12-30T08:12:37-05:00

A realistic computer video virally circulating the internet has rekindled fears that an asteroid will hit Earth and send mankind the way of the brontosaurus.

Based on NASA projections, there is indeed a...

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The Stooge's CIA Visit

gusopenshaw — 2008-12-18T05:12:16-05:00

The stooge went to the CIA in Langley, Virginia. He attended a conference in the "Bubble," the secure auditorium that looks like a snow globe. Afterward, over beer (who knew you could guzzle beer at a law...

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Finally, Some Pirate Action!

gusopenshaw — 2008-12-04T06:12:18-05:00

The stooge wanted to write about the new administration's Department of Agriculture strategy, but I prevailed on him to write

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What is the CIA's approval rating?

gusopenshaw — 2008-12-03T07:12:07-05:00

Shipmates, I know I've been effectively out to sea lately (having to hold the stooge's hand while he writes on that other blog) and that I haven't been here enough for you.

Sorry.

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Spook Story

gusopenshaw — 2008-11-25T10:11:44-05:00

Oftentimes Americans think they are spying for their ancestral homeland, like the Netherlands (no big deal, right?), only to find out the spy who recruited them is actually a Russian pretending to be Dutch...

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