It's likely neither Bonney or Yahttzee were in on the McKinley deal. But if one of them had to have been, and that was the question, it'd be more likely that it's Yahtzzee. Look at that guy—99 my poop deck. He's 100 if he's a day. What's most likely is he lost track of his own age. The judges would also accept that Bonney'd lie about Yahttzee's age 'cause the old bugger'd whack him with that rock-like skull of his if he didn't. In any case, that smart Dame Honkey, who wins these things every damn time she enters, got it and has got a scrimshaw coming to her.

P.S. Nelson and me just got a new website and started posting crap on it. It'll get better, but we thought why not give it a test sail tonight?