Click on this link to get more folks' eyes peeled for the blubbery bastard. If you want, you can get more traffic to your site in the bargain--this is a pyramid scheme my mate kj4ever got me in on, and she gets free prizes and such in the bargain. If you make kj real happy, Flarq (self-scrimshawed below the link) will scrimshaw you. If you piss her off, Flarq will visit you.