In America for the first time ever and my harpooner Flarq is excited most by my blender. While he was scrimshawing it, he was reminded of a puzzling question which of course I don't know the answer to. You get it first, you got yourself a scimshaw of you and/or your favorite kitchen implement:

Which One of These Does Not Belong And Why?

The Planet Earth
A Grandfather Clock
The Planet Venus
An Ashlee Simpson DVD
Poopy Toilet Water

Why is there a harpooner in my kitchen?