You are in a rush to get out of the house, but you are superhungry, so you whip a box of microwaveable chickenburgers out of the freezer, and, in your hurry to unwrap one, you bite into the wrapper, and a bit of the plastic gets caught in your teeth, and then, because you don’t have the time or inclination to go upstairs and get dental floss, you try to get the plastic out using a keycard and, in the process, you somehow manage to get a nosebleed, which drips onto your jeans, meaning you have to go upstairs and change, and, by the time you finally get in the car and pull out of the driveway, you realize you forgot about the chickenburger?