Bard solved the Ishmael thing in a matter of minutes, and Tammi's little trick of "literature" figure vs. "literary" figure hung her up for all of like five more seconds. A scrimshaw of Bard will be pasted into this space if Flarq survives his current predicament. As far as all the cigar comments: Tammi, a former cheerleader, can twirl a lit cigar really, really fast. Then she tosses it so high into the air the locals seeing it from the neighboring village believe it is the god Sunoco's helicopter. It is beautiful sight. All of you with all those Clinton comments and such are reading too many of the same magazines Nelson reads.