- Gus Openshaw's Whale-Killing Journal
- (no subject)
- Another Damn Try
- If At Fourth You Don't Succeed:
- What's On My Poop Deck:
- Maybe I've been spending too much time with Stupid George
- A Fact About Sperm Whales
- Responses ability
- Sex
- Sperm/Getting Head*
- Dick Facts
- Pirate Problems
- Attention: Hot Ladies
- This Guy Wants Me De-Boned
- A Happy Rodent
- (no subject)
- Remembering Thesaurus
- Redemption
- Everybody Loves A Picture of A Funny-Looking Old Guy
- Gratuitious Scrimshaw of a Tunette?
- The Answer?
- This is Driving Us Nuts
- You're Making Us Look Stupid
- Now Pitching
- Pitching Change
- Flarq Contest Results
- I've Gone Fishing...
- Late-Breaking Scrimshaw of a Dive Bar on St. Kitts
- Ungratuitious Tunette Scrimshaw
- Congratulations, the Bard Sinister
- George's Trivia Question
- George W. Ferris
- Guess Why this Loper is so Happy?
- Help Find the Bastard
- Pearl
- Conch Salad Sandwich
- Fun with Oars
- The Answer (or so we thought)
- The Flarq Makeover
- What We Had For Dinner Last Night And Why We Now Want To Harpoon Capt. Abe
- The Champion Bean Counter:
- Who's This?
- Toast or Be Toast?
- Dame Honkey and Rosco
- Rosco's Mouth
- Trick Question
- Mrs. Blubridge Knows Her Ship
- My Thanksgiving Wish, Besides Death to the Bastard:
- Post Messages to A God
- How Sunoco Answered Our Prayers...
- Moses's Christmas Wish List
- WE'RE ABOUT TO FINALLY KILL THE BLUBBERY BASTARD…
- Wendy Jo, you've changed…
- Killer Question
- Bondage, Nudity
- Holidaytime Executioner Trivia
- Executioner Hints
- More Fun At the Expense Of My Life
- What the Fork?
- What is in Stupid George's Head?
- A Plankton of A Time
- Flarq is on A Blender
- Ashlee Simpson Is Outed
- All hail Princess R9...
- Outwitted By A Rodent
- Outwitted by A Cat!
- Poor sods, I'll give you some help:
- Late-Breaking Hints
- Shipmates, sorry to be a sadist... If you know a thing abo
- I feel terrible...
- All the guilt this is causing me
- The Answer
- Just yanking your anchor chain...
- Prize-Winning Cat
- Gus Openshaw's Online Dating Service
- Gus Openshaw's Dating Service: Bachelor #2
- This Guy Is Dead:
- Prize-Winner SecretSanta
- This Woman Is No Good:
- Meet Bonney and Yahttzee:
- Nobody's got it (the thing below) yet.
- Honkin' Smart
- Flarq Gallery
- New Way to Get Yourself Scrimshawed
- Double Trouble
- Flyrchld lands a scrimshaw
- I Need Help With Some Hardcore Pirates
- Cat o’ Two Scrimshaws
- Guess Who This Is...
- Bgcalways had it in her
- Mr. Flarq Goes To Washington
- An A for JulEEEEE
- What do folks do with these things?
- Beverly Chills
- How In The Crap Did This Happen?
- News Item: Wedding Bells for Nelson
- My Stooge Has A Blog
- Happy Birthday to George!
- Nelson's dog Sea Rover has a blog!?
- Late-Breaking Scrimshaw of a Crusty Geezer
- Nelson's Latest Swindle
- Flarq's in the mood
- A Bloak For Rancette
- Free Beer
- Miss Pyrat Pageant
- Jesus, Me, Herb Hoover, and the Postman
- The Whaling News
- Famed Geriatric, Overweight Lobster Nearly Dies
- All hands on deck for feedback...
- Squaring The Bermuda Triangle
- Greetings from Flarq the harpooner
- Are you Rupert Murdoch?
- The Flying Blubber Incident
- Beware of In-Laws Bearing Gifts
- What should the crew and me do on Christmas?
- Whaling In Alabama
- The Stooge’s Bold Hollywood Adventure
- Alabama Whales Blow
- HIS TWO CENTS
- Hunt Sperm Whale From Your Couch
- Hunt Sperm Whale From Your Couch (2)
- Hunt Sperm Whale From Your Couch (3)
- Covered With Cheese
- Gus Openshaw's Whale-Poetry Journal
- Special Haiku Edition
- Cheap, Quick and Easy Whale Blubber!
- First Review of the Whale-Killing Journal
- Gus in Moby-Dick
- It's Only Okay If They Eat Your Family First...
- Site For Your Eyes
- Do ginormous fish seem to follow you around too?
- Crime and Nourishment
- Crappy Review
- The Same Old Yarn
- Happy V-Day from Flarq
- Whale Porn?
- THIS JUST IN...
- Hai-jinx
- The Flarq Advertising Agency
- Whale-Body-Part Photo Caption Contest #2
- Whale-Photo Caption Contest #3
- The Whaling News
- BAD PUN THEATRE
- Greetings and a Death Threat
- What Triple Squeak Is:
- Today My Blog Is 3-Dimensional
- A New Pod
- The Stooge Goes To Oxford (the one in Mississippi)
- RECIPE YOU WON'T WANT TO MAKE of the WEEK
- Happy April 5, 3006, 1:02:03!
- Gus Openshaw's Bee-Killing Journal
- The Bees
- Get $7.32 Toward Beer
- No, The Tornadoes Didn't Get Me.
- Stooge In New Orleans For Speech, Hurricane Relief
- Stoogecast
- Stooge to the Rescue?
- everybody has one, was one, or is one
- The Cat Got My Nose
- DVDilemma
- Domino Theories?
- Vengeance is a Dish Best Served in Alabama
- Carpet Bagging
- What I Did Last Summer
- chapter one
- What is that huge blob..
- Getting Out the Blubber Knife
- ReKnit Spy Yarn
- blogspot
- Chapter 3
- An Unsung Hero I'm Singing About
- Christmas time: an oxymoron
- A Prince from Africa
- The Latest from the Prince
- The Prince and I
- It goes on
- I Actually Meet Prince Christian
- Please join me in welcoming aboard
- Apples or Oranges?
- The New Sex?
- Does this ever happen to you?
- For your whale-killing needs while in the UK...
- Give Bush Another Term
- Public Radio Review of my Whale Book
- Ahoy, shipmates.
- THE WOODSTOCK OF PORK
- What I Want...
- I want this more
- Dear Fantasy Person Looking to Buy Me A Car:
- Revenge: Idea #1
- Low Neckline Question
- In praise of mediocre doctors
- Birthdays
- A Thing I had the Stooge Do Recently
- The Stooge Goes To Washington
- The Trials of Elmo
- The Stooge's DIlemma
- The Stooge Blogs On HuffingtonPost....
- The Stooge is at it again…
- Would you like the job of Spy for MI6?
- Help Me With My Land Dispute
- The Stooge Is Wasting More Blogging Time on HuffPo
- Studs
- Palin Comparison
- How McCain Can Win With 22% of the Popular Vote:
- Help the Stooge Help America
- The Stooge's Hardcore Gambling Weekend
- Does "god" offend you?
- The Stooge Goes To The CIA
- What the Hell the Bat Was:
- Spook Story
- What is the CIA's approval rating?
- Finally, Some Pirate Action!
- The Stooge's CIA Visit
- The Chances You will be Killed by an Asteroid in 2009
- Puzzle (or something like that)
- Anybody out there still?
- Beta Test: New Web Site
- Tweeting Stooge
- See Anything Paranormal On Halloween, Win $1 Million
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