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Anybody out there still?
Ahoy, shipmates and/or the googlerobot! Good news (especially for my creditors): I am still among the living. If you are, I hope that you are well; please post your status. Even if you're behind bars, that's cool.

Extra Credit for anyone who knows the single common denominator of the following:

Bazega
Boulkiemde
Kenedougou
Loroum
Namentenga
Tapoa
Zondoma
Zoundweogo
 
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The Chances You will be Killed by an Asteroid in 2009
A realistic computer video virally circulating the internet has rekindled fears that an asteroid will hit Earth and send mankind the way of the brontosaurus.

Based on NASA projections, there is indeed a chance that such an asteroid will impact Earth in the next year.

It is…

click here

p.s. Happy (asteroid-free) New Year, shipmates!
 
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The Stooge's CIA Visit
The stooge went to the CIA in Langley, Virginia.  He attended a conference in the "Bubble," the secure auditorium that looks like a snow globe.  Afterward, over beer (who knew you could guzzle beer at a law enforcement place?), he heard all sorts of "war stories" from great spooks.  He had a chat with the Director, General Hayden, of NSA wiretapping fame.  He even came home with a cool gizmo.  Unfortunately, the stooge's details of the visit include little of this fun stuff, only reporter-type details and quotes from guys who wear ties and so forth:

Huffington Post Story: What the CIA Doesn't Need Me To Know

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Finally, Some Pirate Action!
The stooge wanted to write about the new administration's Department of Agriculture strategy, but I prevailed on him to write this pirate yarn instead.
 
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