Shipmates, I don't know how to begin to introduce the following other than that I hope the message is self-evident.  It's here because important to someone dear to me who would like to see it "widely disseminated via the internets" (and you can do that, shipmates!).  Lastly, for those of you who wear clothing, it's available on a shirt.

My book was just released in England.  See if you can spot any of the differences.

You are in a rush to get out of the house, but you are superhungry, so you whip a box of microwaveable chickenburgers out of the freezer, and, in your hurry to unwrap one, you bite into the wrapper, and a bit of the plastic gets caught in your teeth, and then, because you don’t have the time or inclination to go upstairs and get dental floss, you try to get the plastic out using a keycard and, in the process, you somehow manage to get a nosebleed, which drips onto your jeans, meaning you have to go upstairs and change, and, by the time you finally get in the car and pull out of the driveway, you realize you forgot about the chickenburger?

The couple had the architect put in separate bedrooms, which it turns out is a trend.  On Friday nights now, after a long work week, they kick back, order in a big meal from the good Italian place, then each pop Lunestas and go up to their rooms for some great sleep.